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Book Review: Voodoo Histories: The Role of the Conspiracy Theory in Shaping Modern History

Voodoo Histories: The Role of the Conspiracy Theory in Shaping Modern HistoryVoodoo Histories: The Role of the Conspiracy Theory in Shaping Modern History by David Aaronovitch
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

A sobering antidote to the conspiratorial mindset that permeates the Internet. Skewers several recent conspiracy theories and traces the reasons for conspiracy theories’ development without settling on any single reason.

In particular I was intrigued by the analysis of the origins of the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” hoax that defamed Jews and provided a pretext for their persecution. A pity this wasn’t expanded into a debunking of the NWO/Freemasonry/Illuminati meme.

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Notes from the front: The annual SEN statement review

A friend of ours, aware that we have a child who has a Statement of Special Educational Needs, recently asked us for advice on how to approach the first annual review of the statement for their child. This, with some edits, is what we replied.

Disclaimer: this is not legal advice.

The purpose of the annual review meeting is to review and if necessary re-word an existing statement with the goal of getting your child the support he/she needs. Changes to the statement are to be made in Parts 2  and 3, but it’s really important to be very careful about the precise wording in Part 3 because what is committed to in that part is what is legally binding on the authorities.

Make your goals clear in advance

Try, in advance to make clear with the school’s SENCo what you are trying to achieve at the meeting. You should both be aiming for the same thing. In our experience that didn’t happen at X’s previous school and the SENCo wanted to place X in a special needs unit, while we were committed to mainstream education.

Don’t allow wiggle-room

Watch out for wriggle-room in words like “regular” in the context of visits by a professional. That could mean a visit once a year instead of what you imagined to be several times a term. Specify who does what, how often and for how long. Sounds pedantic but our experience has been that unless Part 3 is very explicit professionals will not work to the spirit of the statement but the letter, providing the minimum that the wording allows them to get away with.

Pay attention to Part 3

Thus, if Part 3 requires a visit “by the Speech and Language department”, your child  may get visits from an unqualified SLT assistant who trains teachers in SLT techniques, not an actual SLT therapist giving one-to-one therapy to your child. So get the statement to specify visits by a qualified therapist who gives therapy directly.

In case you haven’t noticed by now, it’s all about being specific in Part 3!

Sorry to be cynical but the people at the meeting may well take advantage of your naïveté about the process: their aim could be committing to as little expenditure or resources as possible, rather than getting the best outcome for your child. Remember that how they resource what is in Part 3 of the statement is not your problem.

Beware of blanket policies, e.g. “Borsetshire doesn’t do that” – they aren’t allowed and you should make sure they know that you know that.

Get their ducks in a row

All professionals involved with the child, whether attending the meeting or not should provide reports no later than two weeks prior to the meeting. The reports should be sent to each other and to the parents. If you haven’t got a report before the meeting and they only  turn up at the meeting with it, you have the right to request time to read it and postpone the meeting if necessary.

Hold until the right people can come

From our experience, if you have a specific issue that you want addressed, e.g. SLT, make sure the professional that deals with that is attending the meeting.  Again, postpone the meeting until that particular professional is able to attend.

Don’t go on your own

Being a layperson surrounded by a room full of professionals can be intimidating and you may feel more inclined to go with their suggestions against your gut instinct simply because you feel overpowered. Make sure you have your partner or a friend with you at the review meeting.

There is a Code of Conduct that governs all this. Each LEA has a copy on their website.

IPSEA, an independent charity has been really useful, so make use of them if you want more legal info – case law etc. They are at www.ipsea.org.uk and the specific page about Statements is here.

2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Fresher than ever.

Crunchy numbers

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A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 4,500 times in 2010. That’s about 11 full 747s.

In 2010, there were 10 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 120 posts. There were 2 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 3mb.

The busiest day of the year was January 6th with 195 views. The most popular post that day was Freemasonry: the world needs a villain.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were stumbleupon.com, twitter.com, walesblogawards.co.uk, live.drjays.com, and facebook.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for extinct words, political map of united kingdom, ufos, the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland, and political map united kingdom.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

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Freemasonry: the world needs a villain November 2009
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2

England or Britain? A guide for Americans and too many English people September 2008

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Jay-Z’s “On To The Next One” video is “masonic”. Oh give me a break. January 2010

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Ten words soon to be extinct in British English November 2007
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Who is this man? April 2007

Book Review: The Masonic Myth

The Masonic MythThe Masonic Myth by Jay Kinney
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

If you’re a mason, this is the book to give your friends who ask you what freemasonry is. Well-informed and written with sufficient detachment to inspire confidence, the tone is neither reverential nor apologetic, and makes needed criticism of the institution where it’s deserved.

Familiar anti-masonic claims are debunked efficiently, placing their origins in historical context.

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The All-Seeing Eye

The eye within a pyramid: a symbol of an evil masonic conspiracy?

Actually, no. This symbol was used in European religious art as a representation of God. The eye represents God surveying his creation, reminding Christians that they are accountable to their creator.

That’s not a pyramid either. It’s a triangle representing the Holy Trinity.

Helsinki Cathedral

Pyramids, by the way, don’t really have much place, if any, in masonic art as the mythology of the masonic degrees isn’t located in ancient Egypt.

I found this particular example of the “All-Seeing Eye” not in a masonic building, but in a frieze at the front of the 19th century Helsinki Cathedral when I was visiting that city earlier this week.

I’ve seen the same design in a 17th century German church.

Ample evidence, I hope, that this symbol is not “masonic” in origin. It was obviously borrowed by freemasonry as a symbol for God because it was already familiar to people through religious art.

Further reading: http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/anti-masonry/anti-masonry02.html#eye_pyramid

Restaurant/hotel review: “The Drawing Room”, Powys

We stayed here recently and I though it might be worth sharing our experiences.

More a restaurant with rooms or a boutique hotel, the owners of The Drawing Room set very high standards of presentation, decor, comfort and cooking, without being stuffy or overly formal. If you are staying in the area and can afford it, I’d recommend this over one of the larger hotels in Builth or Llandrindod Wells, particularly if you like elegance and peace and quiet.

The rooms are decorated in pastel shades with hand-made wallpapers and furniture in keeping with the archtiectural era of the house. Sumptuously thick materials suggest no expense was spared in getting the curtains and bedcovers right. There were more pillows and cushions than I could imagine using. Bad luck meant we weren’t able to get one of the larger rooms, but ours did not feel cramped.

As for the food, starters of a sort of crab timballe and a seafood meunière were competent and tasty while not dramatically good. The main courses delivered on their promise though. I had a Tournedos of Welsh Beef with caramelized Shallot “Tarte Tatin”, Potato and Root Vegetable Pavé, Horseradish and Parsley Cream and Beef Jus with Oxtail while Mrs Monnowman had a haunch of venison with sweet potato and asparagus. Both were very good, though of the two I was glad I had gone for the beef: the shallot tarte tatin was a revelation.

Cappuccino Mousse was a very grown up (read: “not too sweet”) dessert for Mrs M. while I went for the Toasted Pine Nut & Honey Tart with poached Figs and “Glaslyn” Estate Wild Flower Honey Ice-cream: a delightful combination of flavours and textures.

The passion of the proprietor chef for good, local ingredients, sympathetically cooked, is obvious in the richness of flavours delivered without the food becoming over-contrived in that fashionably- Michelin-starred way.

Only quibbles were the request in the literature not to drink your own alcohol in the rooms (you are asked to buy their -very expensive- stuff); we could easily hear our neighbours in the adjacent room; and the hostess, when serving food, said “thank you” too often!

But these are minor niggles. We really enjoyed our stay and the food was very good: recommended.

Phenomenon or phenomena? A guide for Coast to Coast guests

I listen to quite a lot of the UFO/paranormal internet media, including Coast to Coast, The Paracast and Dreamland and have noticed that there is a real confusion sometimes among guests and presenters about when to say phenomenon, rather than phenomena.

Now I suppose it’s risking appearing snarky by pointing out the difference here as I only have third form Greek (I gave up after my teacher shouted at me for not learning the Greek capital letters) but my motivation is pure: some of the speakers on these shows are well-educated and are trying to make a case for the scientific investigation of UFO’s, bringing the subject out of the world of tabloid ridicule, because frankly, there is a genuine phenomenon of potentially paradigm-shaking importance that deserves serious investigation. And I’m right behind them.

If the serious researchers behind this movement want to be taken seriously, they’ll need a command of English up there with the best of those they are trying to convince. If they don’t know the difference between phenomenon and phenomena (both words they are going to be using a lot), they risk losing credibility in their first sentence.

It’s very simple: phenomena is the plural of phenomenon. Thus:

One phenomenon.

Twenty-seven phenomena.

It’s the same rule with criterion, by the way.