Monnowman on Twitter

• Loved the Da Morire Pizza @ Pizza Express. http://t.co/PEhiEwTe 4 hours ago
• RT @mashable: Dad Shoots Daughter's Laptop Over Facebook Post [VIDEO] - http://t.co/JXKq1YKK 9 hours ago
• The adult conversation on The Great Taboo is happening south of the border, without us. #ufos http://t.co/Maa8SGfo 2 days ago
• Hands up who projects their ACTUAL persona, with flaws and contradictions on Twitter, rather than the one they would prefer the world sees? 4 days ago
• This tweet was dictated to Siri. It works. Damn. 4 days ago
• Went for practice drive with learner daughter today. Just got over the hyperventilation. 4 days ago
• At the opticians today was shown how to insert contact lenses by a woman with an eyeball ring, Celtic nose stud and blood donor brooch. 4 days ago
• Listening to audiobook of Christopher Hitchens' autobiography in which he calls Freemasonry "The Mafia of the Mediocre". Funny, but ouch. 4 days ago
• I just unlocked the "Bento" badge on @foursquare! Irasshaimase! http://t.co/GWueLdA8 5 days ago
• likes Back It Up (Instrumental) by Caro Emerald on Ping http://t.co/cfkDgEyA #iTunes 5 days ago