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Monmouthshire Social Media Surgery on Fri 25 Mar
I shall be at the Monmouthshire Social Media Surgery on Fri 25 Mar in Chepstow.
Book Review: Voodoo Histories: The Role of the Conspiracy Theory in Shaping Modern History
Voodoo Histories: The Role of the Conspiracy Theory in Shaping Modern History by David Aaronovitch
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
A sobering antidote to the conspiratorial mindset that permeates the Internet. Skewers several recent conspiracy theories and traces the reasons for conspiracy theories’ development without settling on any single reason.
In particular I was intrigued by the analysis of the origins of the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” hoax that defamed Jews and provided a pretext for their persecution. A pity this wasn’t expanded into a debunking of the NWO/Freemasonry/Illuminati meme.
Notes from the front: The annual SEN statement review
A friend of ours, aware that we have a child who has a Statement of Special Educational Needs, recently asked us for advice on how to approach the first annual review of the statement for their child. This, with some edits, is what we replied.
Disclaimer: this is not legal advice.
The purpose of the annual review meeting is to review and if necessary re-word an existing statement with the goal of getting your child the support he/she needs. Changes to the statement are to be made in Parts 2 and 3, but it’s really important to be very careful about the precise wording in Part 3 because what is committed to in that part is what is legally binding on the authorities.
Make your goals clear in advance
Try, in advance to make clear with the school’s SENCo what you are trying to achieve at the meeting. You should both be aiming for the same thing. In our experience that didn’t happen at X’s previous school and the SENCo wanted to place X in a special needs unit, while we were committed to mainstream education.
Don’t allow wiggle-room
Watch out for wriggle-room in words like “regular” in the context of visits by a professional. That could mean a visit once a year instead of what you imagined to be several times a term. Specify who does what, how often and for how long. Sounds pedantic but our experience has been that unless Part 3 is very explicit professionals will not work to the spirit of the statement but the letter, providing the minimum that the wording allows them to get away with.
Pay attention to Part 3
Thus, if Part 3 requires a visit “by the Speech and Language department”, your child may get visits from an unqualified SLT assistant who trains teachers in SLT techniques, not an actual SLT therapist giving one-to-one therapy to your child. So get the statement to specify visits by a qualified therapist who gives therapy directly.
In case you haven’t noticed by now, it’s all about being specific in Part 3!
Sorry to be cynical but the people at the meeting may well take advantage of your naïveté about the process: their aim could be committing to as little expenditure or resources as possible, rather than getting the best outcome for your child. Remember that how they resource what is in Part 3 of the statement is not your problem.
Beware of blanket policies, e.g. “Borsetshire doesn’t do that” – they aren’t allowed and you should make sure they know that you know that.
Get their ducks in a row
All professionals involved with the child, whether attending the meeting or not should provide reports no later than two weeks prior to the meeting. The reports should be sent to each other and to the parents. If you haven’t got a report before the meeting and they only turn up at the meeting with it, you have the right to request time to read it and postpone the meeting if necessary.
Hold until the right people can come
From our experience, if you have a specific issue that you want addressed, e.g. SLT, make sure the professional that deals with that is attending the meeting. Again, postpone the meeting until that particular professional is able to attend.
Don’t go on your own
Being a layperson surrounded by a room full of professionals can be intimidating and you may feel more inclined to go with their suggestions against your gut instinct simply because you feel overpowered. Make sure you have your partner or a friend with you at the review meeting.
There is a Code of Conduct that governs all this. Each LEA has a copy on their website.
IPSEA, an independent charity has been really useful, so make use of them if you want more legal info – case law etc. They are at www.ipsea.org.uk and the specific page about Statements is here.
2010 in review
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Fresher than ever.
Crunchy numbers
A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 4,500 times in 2010. That’s about 11 full 747s.
In 2010, there were 10 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 120 posts. There were 2 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 3mb.
The busiest day of the year was January 6th with 195 views. The most popular post that day was Freemasonry: the world needs a villain.
Where did they come from?
The top referring sites in 2010 were stumbleupon.com, twitter.com, walesblogawards.co.uk, live.drjays.com, and facebook.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for extinct words, political map of united kingdom, ufos, the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland, and political map united kingdom.
Attractions in 2010
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
Freemasonry: the world needs a villain November 2009
11 comments
England or Britain? A guide for Americans and too many English people September 2008
Jay-Z’s “On To The Next One” video is “masonic”. Oh give me a break. January 2010
Ten words soon to be extinct in British English November 2007
3 comments
Who is this man? April 2007
Pavilion in the mist
Monmouth School’s new sports pavilion on a misty, frosty December morning. A photo taken using the TrueHDR app on my iPhone.
Book Review: The Masonic Myth
The Masonic Myth by Jay Kinney
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
If you’re a mason, this is the book to give your friends who ask you what freemasonry is. Well-informed and written with sufficient detachment to inspire confidence, the tone is neither reverential nor apologetic, and makes needed criticism of the institution where it’s deserved.
Familiar anti-masonic claims are debunked efficiently, placing their origins in historical context.
Photo – View from Wyesham
I’m experimenting with a HDR photography app on my iPhone and sometimes get interesting results, like this shot taken from my neighbourhood, Wyesham, across the River Wye to Penallt and Mitchel Troy.







